Ladies and gentlemen, Ireland is currently in the midst of a financial crisis that may have no way out. The IMF black helicopters are circling Dublin, while Angela Merkel is having the Irish Central Bank measured for new carpets.In times like these, it may seem pointless to look for one man who can get us out of these dire straits. Surely, no single person who has the financial and leadership skills to navigate the way to economic stability would be willing to take over, once the current government inevitably leaves office in disgrace.
But fear not! There is one man who would be more than qualified to run the show, and he is one who I am sure would welcome the challenge.
The following are the reasons why Lex Luthor should be the next Taoiseach of Ireland.
